alliteration
welcome to the confoundry where
differences unite for divine delight
thank you for being with us
you may have met my fellow
legendary legionnaires of alliteration
you may have offered a magic word or phrase
but
whether you have or not
your attention at this moment is magic plenty
legionnaires
allow us if you will a brief pontification
as an explanation of our upcoming presentation
begging toleration fore consternation
efforting eradication of any provocation
it is with elation
we offer this demonstration
of our interpretation of prestidigitation
calibrating alteration of your mind's vibrations
offering clarification of our ultimate destination
we shall deliver
hip-notic gyration
chan-teusing emancipation
eye-balling stimulation
thus conceiving the ensuing manifestation of a railway station
let this final alliteration
unite empathic inclinations
bind our infinite aspirations to a mighty mighty concentration
that we make so this promised conceptual-ization
we must skip the slip to the fluster station of frustration
no need for trepidation
no need for exasperation
no need for hesitation
you may ask yourself
what in tarnation be the purport of this proclamation
simply
to fuel the fire of co-operation
to enlist the diversity of this congregation's imagination
to set forth the power of individual and combined determination
to the conjuration of a train of glory right here right now at this station
let us begin our meditation